He's the most anti-intellectual person with the biggest soapbox in America today. Literally everyone who writes for a living considers himself or herself an intellectual. Hence, why you find so much commentary on Trump. I find his rejection of evidence antithetical to my core values as an intellectual, and I believe I…

You are absolutely right that the size of the electorate shrunk versus 2008/2012. Enthusiasm matters!

I was reading the comments section of National Review yesterday. I believe the Breitbart crowd won't be coming to A.V. Club any time soon because they're busy accusing other conservatives of disloyalty.

Just goes to show you, companies don't make games. People make games. The people that made id interesting no longer work there.

If someone has a cat on her lap or is just in sight of a cat, it's definitely time to whip out the, "Damn! We're in a tight spot."

More than saying just "jorb," I rotate my vowels like Coach Z does whenever I'm making fun of someone (usually a cat) by pretending to speak as them.

Yay Troy quotes! I call my wife Butt Stuff because, "I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff."

I'm partial to "Very fancy" from Jack of All Trades.

After my ex-wife left me, my therapist pointed out that I had been lonely for a long time. I was shocked to realize how little effort I had put into pursuing my happiness.

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Why do people like scotch? It tastes like a campfire!

Season Two's primary sin was having a lot less Stringer (and Avon, and D'Angelo, and Omar, etc.). The story was just fine, but I missed the characters from Season One.

I saw the live Rifftrax of Sharknado via satellite! Does that count?

I live in NW in the Alphabet district. It's as real as the phallus on Dikachu's face.

I am on public record as having made campaign donations: Obama, DCCC, etc. I assumed that my voter status was inferred from this, not confirmed.

That is definitely what my wife wanted to do. Sadly, I, uh, defaced the note before she saw it.

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My rule of thumb here is: if you were to actually hang out your shingle to find a sex partner who was into your kink, would you think negatively of yourself when the two of you indulged your kink together?
All the sex positivity in the world won't make some porn acceptable.
In your case, however, there are plenty of…

Wait, what? Can you explain what his hope was? Did he think strippers would see the RFID card, go talk to him assuming he had money, and find out he has a sparkling personality? Or are patrons with cash presumed to be such a scarce resource that he thinks strippers will hound him for personal attention and he can soak…

Mrs. Lenna currently is nursing a serious thing for Cumberbatch. This might bother me more if I weren't also a tall thin white man with the cheekbones. As it is, I'm all, "Well, duh."