What's wrong with using Joe Johnston again? Is he not available?

Hey, if no one else is using these qualifiers, can I make "Teenage Mutants of Mars?"

I find you guilty of crimes against Bajor!  If my hands weren't tied by the unalterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE!

The difference between O'Neal and certain other AV Club writers I could name, is that even when he half-asses it, it's still pretty great.

Counterpoint: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

For the record, regardless of how many seasons they've released, the show debuted in late '97.  It's 14 and change.

I saw the movie very early into the release, with only Roger Ebert's spoiler-light review for reference. While I didn't have the teary catharsis you did, I did feel a very palpable sense of the relief during the twist ending.
So I closely I identify with option 2. After so many twist endings that just reaffirm that…

Oh, never mind. Three of the films are in 3D.  Fuck it, i'll rent 'em..

At first I was bummed that I didn't get AMC on my tv.  Now that I see it's the theatre chain, I'm excited again. (Although I would have done them chronologically, with Captain America first and Incredible Hulk after Iron Man 2)

"You're going fine, okay? You're going to win all of it. And remember, if you can't do it, you can do it!"

"Because money" will now be used to explain everything. Thank you, Sean. Your Internet Pulitzer is in the mail.

I don't care if the title is dumb. Judy Greer is in a sitcom named after her. She's Cosby-level famous.

Agreed! Pass the chips!

He's rarely seen, but he does speak up occasionally.  I'd put him as maybe sixth-most prominent character, if you go by the amount of dialogue he has.

One thing that makes Dave different is that he actually reacts the way a cop would.  His talking heads all sound like a police officer being quoted on the news.  He immediately shuts down any suggestion of wrongdoing. He responds to problems in a very direct manner. Whether that's the writing, the actor, or the…

This was not a great episode, but Erin was straight up beastin.' Everything out of her mouth was gold.

I LOVE THIS FEATURE.  It's an elegant solution to the "tiers" of discussion in a lot of recent articles.

Stallone was actually a little ahead of the curve on what audiences wanted to see. He wanted Jackie Chan to play Simon Phoenix, but Chan didn't want his big break to be playing a villain.

Anal del Rey

Yeah, I was a cracked guy, too, because I liked Sylvester's design more than Alfred E. Neuman.