oddest leap of the week
"Like Hot Tub Time Machine, Labor Pains is a broad comedy that depicts contemporary life as a realm of infinite sadness and unrelenting despair."

@el zilcho:
Issue three of JLA/Avengers featured both teams going through an infinite number of alternate histories wherein they had different, shared lineups, like Hawkeye joining the JLA. While i don't think it happened on-panel, you can say that Batman was a legit Avenger during that time, and only Kurt Busiek or…

Stop badmouthing Orson Welles as Unicron
I swear I will punch this entire website if you don't respect the world-devouring badass Transformer that nearly killed everyfuckingbody.

I'd deepen Britta.

Walk Hard closed the book on overly serious biopics.

The film makes it pretty clear they knew how special Beauty and the Beast was.

I remember Scream 3 being pretty bad, but it has one really good sequence with Sidney being chased through a set resembling her house, with fake doors and rooms that didn't lead to where they should.

Acceptable secondsies.

"Do you know them?"

I loved that commercial. Finding out he was officially playing Dr. Spaceman is the strongest argument for corporate synergy I've ever seen.

I'm pretty susceptible
Watching the Office makes me hungry for Chili's, whether or not it's featured in the episode.

At least your avatar has a nice hat.

I thought that was what prompted Samuel Jackson's eyeroll.

Oscar was ON tonight. See also his patient clarification of "Ultrafeast."

Just to clarify for DeadMcMahon - Yes, Richard Kelly wrote a draft of the film adaptation for Louis Sachar's Holes. It was very dark. It was not used.

Adopts Threatening Homer Simpson voice
MULL ITTTTTT…

Agreed. Pass the chips.

I'm against the weird standard this game establishes between nudity and violence. I've played multiple sandbox games with strip clubs and prostitutes in them, but the first full-on boob I see in a game is the recently deceased Beatrice.

You know, the Ryan/Dwight thing never really went anywhere. Maybe Ryan was just fucking with Dwight.

Andy cracks me up so much these days. His blithe apology was a complete throwaway line, but I cracked up regardless.