"O'Neal is Batman now." - Christian Bale

I remember Runaway Bride very clearly, despite the fact that it sucks and I haven't seen it in years.

I, too, fear for the safety of Sean's dirty whore cunt.

@avclub-b0e5ce282ff7a6542befd79dae3f75b3:disqus Yeah, I've seen that. I don't personally like the Jeff/Annie pairing (or any of the canon ships, really), but it's certainly cool that she appreciates fanfic.

I'm pretty sure the Community people are cool with it. If I remember correctly, they've even tweeted it before.

Ah yes, the much beloved Santa Claus Conquers the Martians fanfiction.

I would watch this.

I feel bad for already immediately saying "Jesse and the Rippers" out loud when reading the first sentence of this article.

I just noticed the "vagina of forgiveness" line. Brilliant.

I don't understand why there's a War Horse poster at the top of this article.

Agreed. This has mostly been a lackluster season, but this episode was consistently laugh-out-loud funny and never really resorted to the sort of lame shock humor that has come to dominate the show (unless the tentacle rape joke counts). It isn't a classic Family Guy episode, but it at lest feels like a classic Family…

"I will eat your babies, bitch!"

This is exactly how I feel. That one is fine, but it's the only Adele song I've heard that I can even tolerate.

Damn, that's a shame, because I love me some Cheadle.

I'm the one who's fightin' (the terrorists)! Naht you, naht you, and naht you!

The terrorists' plan would have really hit a wahl

Britta for the win.

House of Lies looks fun and I won't stand for the Liz Banks hate, but everything else seems accurate, more or less.

Needs more Ratner.

Mark Wahlberg is the youngest billionaire in the world.