Ha, it's funny because the cartoon dog said it.

This is the best day for O'Neal snark in recent memory.

"unusally crafty Irishman who performs poorly in the sack," if we're to believe Michael Patrick King.

Everything O'Neal writes about the Brits is pure fucking gold.

@TheMogul:disqus Can't it be both?

When Lucas dies, I expect to have mixed feelings. On one hand, he's the man behind the original trilogy, but at the same time, he's also responsible for the prequels and the butchering of the original trilogy. The PB&S analogy is fitting.

Critics do love that Michael Bay fellow.

I still haven't had an opportunity to see that one. Very, very excited for it, though.

I dig the appreciation for Drive, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Submarine, and Tyrannosaur. I'd be much happier, however, if Olivia Colman and Peter Mullan had been recognized.

All I know is that I don't know
All I know is that I don't know nothin'

He's requesting some extra mozzarella on that motherfucker and shit at the great pizza place in the sky now.

Actually, the goddamn buses, cars, etc. were sent to smite them for not listening to Dawes.

Unfortunately, that probably still qualifies him as the least assclownish of the Fox News crew.

1. Midnight In Paris - light summer fun with a brain; Owen Wilson is a surprisingly convincing surrogate Woody

This has no relation to the article aside from the Chronicle comment, but can the whole "found footage" gimmick please die? Really, what is the appeal even supposed to be?

Friday evening I watched Hostel Part III, which is dumber than a bag of hammers but more entertaining than it has any right to be. It contains weak acting, lame dialogue, and some hilariously fake CGI cockroaches in a scene that should have been disturbing instead of comical, but it is nevertheless pretty solid by…

I want to go to there.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus A sombrero that Rob Schneider appears to be butt-fucking.

Yeah, I've actually somewhat enjoyed most Apatow productions I've seen, but Judd himself is insufferable.

I wasn't really counting Garfunkel and Oates as stand-up (I'd classify them more as musical comedy), but I absolutely love them. Riki Lindhome's solo EP is solid, too.