Pff, tact. Who needs it.

Whereas Em is a garbage producer (tons of boring "spooky" minor-key synths), and fell off really hard after approximately his second album. It's not even close in my opinion.

Yes. Everyone completely slept on that album, it was ridiculous. I mean "Paranoid" alone, that song is fuckin crazy.

There are so many good songs on Vols 1-3 and Dynasty Roc la Familia. I agree with the article's depiction of how they are viewed critically, but I sure listen to all of them more these days than Reasonable Doubt.

Boy oh boy would this be a shit show if someone white said it. I hadn't even thought of that.

Blech.

Ding ding

I don't really like the feeling of fighting against the whole city just to exist, which is exactly how I feel in NYC when I go there. It's not a noble struggle or whatever, it's just life on an unnecessarily high difficulty level. I guess some people feel proud that they "made it" there or whatever, but… eugch. Y'all…

He was soooo wooden in The Cell. Like I'm sure he got some direction that told him to never move his face ever, but still.

That's unobtainium-level dumb.

2 Legit 2 End A Story Arc In A Satisfying Manner

Making fun of Olive Garden is the backbone of the modern American sense of humor.

You've outdone yourself, O'Neal.

That guy who took over Vice years back is a complete 100% tool, but he clearly knows what he's doing. Yikes.

Owned.

Right, because she's busted. Or uhhh wait — are we saying that, or the opposite of that? Shit, I got crossed up.

IT SUXXXXXXX

*shakes head, gestures toward difficult-to-open chip bag*

"Livin on the Edge" bitch!!!!

My ex wife does that. Ex wife.