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Muthafuckin Henry
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Way to go, humanity.

Wait, isn't the cinnamon in chili a Cincinnati thing?

Wait, isn't the cinnamon in chili a Cincinnati thing?

Yeah, I used to like these guys. I still do, but I used to, too. (This is cool news.)

Yeah, I used to like these guys. I still do, but I used to, too. (This is cool news.)

He wrote a book probably about 10 years ago called "The New Sins", literally a list of what he thinks should now be considered sins. It's weird. For example one of the new sins is humor, because laughter is a form of pain, so humor induces pain.

He wrote a book probably about 10 years ago called "The New Sins", literally a list of what he thinks should now be considered sins. It's weird. For example one of the new sins is humor, because laughter is a form of pain, so humor induces pain.

Seriously. Just like every other person who gets arrested for assault.

Seriously. Just like every other person who gets arrested for assault.

Where are his dad jeans and blindingly white sneakers?! This is an outrage, us white folks have a standard to maintain here.

Where are his dad jeans and blindingly white sneakers?! This is an outrage, us white folks have a standard to maintain here.

Action Bronson.

Action Bronson.

I don't understand the culture of musical genres that aren't obsessed with weed. It's weed!

I don't understand the culture of musical genres that aren't obsessed with weed. It's weed!

Holy shit, thank you for using that phrase. I've never come across it before but it explains my life pretty well. (I realize you're not using it approvingly.)

Holy shit, thank you for using that phrase. I've never come across it before but it explains my life pretty well. (I realize you're not using it approvingly.)

He did once say that the butt song was really for white people, because to black people the lyrics were just stating the obvious.

He did once say that the butt song was really for white people, because to black people the lyrics were just stating the obvious.

Agreed. One of his specials from years ago opens with him yelling about how his balls don't like the weather. Nobody's tryna hear about your balls, dude.