I think we can all safely say that today, 7 months in and over two years after announcing his intentions to run, Donald Trump became President.

Oh man when the ice cream melts just enough so that it and the cake icing form this new synchronous whole that is better than the sum of its parts . . .

With cake.

That's because diners cook them on a 20 year old flattop that has been seasoned by the delicious grease of hundreds of burgers/hot dogs/grilleds cheese saturated into them.

That's how I read it though. I agree that maybe she should have underscored that bit, but in my awareness of her, she's always presented herself as liberal but lacking the courage of her convictions and she's been pretty forthcoming about that. So I saw this as an extension of that persona. She's obviously on the…

There's obviously so much more important things for a reporter to ask him about, but one day I do want one to put a couple basic plot questions about Citizen Kane just to see the magic that would come out.
"Citizen Kane is . . . a movie . . . of contrasts. Thank you."

"It was ironic racism!"

Well at least he waited to have all the facts first before sending that tweet.

Exactly, so how fucked up is this that he's saying one side is too extreme for him.

Those pictures of him geeking out at the White House science fair are some of my favorite things ever.

Justice Dept demands usernames, pictures, SSNs of every registered Twitter user

What did we do to deserve going from him to Trump?

Just ask Gen. Steve King, of that secessionist stronghold Iowa.

LOS ANGELES?!!!

Stone Mountain in Georgia aka Confederate Mt. Rushmore? Good fucking luck. It's required that you hear "actually it's about state's rights" no less than 234 times per visit.

The very dim upside of the Trump administration is how many other awful people he's ruining and humiliating.

I get that basic response to anyone being bullied, then immediately realized it's sessions and gut laugh and point.

And Ted Cruz and I are on the same side against extremists.

Just Trump's ongoing public bullying of him.

Compared to "It is a period of Civil War", yeah not quite as compelling.