I made a huge Indian feast Sunday with my mom. I kind of backed into it, thinking it was going to be easier than it was, then wound up cooking from 1 pm on. It was good but there's alot of steps in there I could have removed if I'd been more confident.

That was so partisan of her.

He's so pissed that he didn't get praised for woodenly condemning Nazis 48 hours after it happened. That was his opening salvo.

What about those kids that came charging at their parents? Weren't they wrong?

I'm honestly kind of shocked the rest of the CEO council didn't resign en masse yesterday evening. This is nothing but a publicity nightmare going forwards for them.

Congratulations, MLA.

Yeah definitely. Here's my totally new idea for the plot hook for the next movie. OK, hear me out on this:
What if Blofeld getting arrested was EXACTLY what he wanted them to do?
I just blew your mind, didn't I?

After Spectre I decided that while I love the idea of Craig as Bond, only Casino Royale has lived up to the potential, and his other outings have been frustrating disappointments of some kind or another. Spectre started promising, then ended so over-the-top bad that I was entirely fine with them starting over again…

In purely cynical terms, this is Pence's best bet. It's entirely likely the Mueller probe will expand to implicate him as well, so waiting to see what happens with impeachment isn't wise for him.

"And in other news, John Kelly is just laying down in traffic outside the White House."

"Up next: I dunno, maybe Trump was mad Obama didn't do enough to stop the alt left. Sure, let's go with that!"

So in other words, it took him less time to walk back his tweet condemning racism than it did for him to send the tweet in the first place.

he sent a blanket tweet saying that there's many more just waiting to get in and who needs them anyways.
Edit: I forgot he threw in JOBS! there at the end.
So I guess to his thinking, he's crediting himself for creating jobs because of how many people are quitting his administration. Ho-LEE shit.

Virtually every tweet he's ever sent should have disqualified him from the job.

Yeah, that too. He kept Cheers on the air, after all.

Left wing terrorism. You know. Both sides.

Um, excuse me. Did you not see footage of the January protests. One woman was wearing a hat shaped like a vagina! A VAGINA!!!!!

Howdy!

Yeah I have a ridiculous soft spot for magic tricks done in front of me. Particularly when I've had a few drinks in me. I don't think there's an easier mark in the world than a budding magician plying their trade in an amiable bar.

Still talking about how hard he partied in the 70s.