One of them really needs to murder the other in order to have any hope of a career. Or presence at all.

"TPing it would be an IMPROVEMENT!"

He plays X9-N0, a psychotic protocol droid who's really into sniffing shoes.

That family was littering.

Perlman is one of those very few celebrities where having access to twitter has actually revealed good things about them.

For him to have had five kids while starring in the CBS Beauty and the Beast series is really admirable. You couldn't even tell he was pregnant!

Judy Greer? Aww, is this Hellboy divorced and with a kid he needs to connect with?

Look. It just turns out he meant the president of Mexico called him, not the leader of the boyscouts. He got confused is all.

"I was born into competitive bicycling, Batman."

It sounds like one of the posters that would be hanging on Tracey's dressing room wall in 30Rock.

*chung chung sound except with lasers*

"Battlestar Galactica was originally pitched as a very different show"

I had it in my head all morning, so the other day I put on The Bends by Radiohead. It's rare to listen to older albums anymore.
Hey, it's still pretty great! :-)
Hey, this album is 22 years old! :-|

Year ago when I first started cooking, I had that happen to me with a can of clams. They didn't just hiss and foam, though: black goo positively exploded out of the can and sprayed all over me and the kitchen. It smelled horrible. I took three showers that night and still couldn't get the stink off of me.

I'm cooking out of a very deep dive Indian cookbook (How to Cook Indian, Sanjeev Kapoor) all month. Last night I made a couple chutneys to have on hand. The secret is to break it out so that I'm not doing everything at once on the day of the meal.
Despite going out and stocking up at an Indian market on Sunday, I've…

I love letting an ice cream sandwich warm up just enough to melt a little and the ice cream to soften and squish out the sides when you bite it. But, I lack the discipline and patience to wait long enough for that to happen.

Tell that to comedy black hole A. Whitney Brown!

HOLY SHIT YOU GOT HIM

There actually is a breastaurant chain named that, yes!

That's interesting, but why is there a picture of a congressman up top?