CIVIL RIGHTS ACT VANISHES OVERNIGHT

Also: REPAHT CAHD

I honestly don't think I can watch that movie until Trump is out of office and we have somebody sensible and mature (so, a Democrat) in charge again. The existential horrible fear it would open up is just too much to bear.

Proper grammar and coherent sentences is something those libtards that think they're better than you do.

Stupid @poprivets:disqus! Be more funny!

I mean, we already have him admitting witness intimidation and obstruction of justice, all in service of possible collusion and treason, but nothing's happened, so throw another log on the fire, I guess.

Stevie Wonder gets an operation that allows him to restore his vision, new republican healthcare plan says that it's a pre-existing condition and Ted Cruz forcibly re-blinds him. Meanwhile Wonder's insurance charges him both for the original operation and the re-blinding procedure, forcing Wonder to sell the rights to…

"President Trump! We had no idea you were visiting today!"

Marilyn Manson, on the other hand, heard the song, tracked down where the singer lived, and waited outside for him to come out so they could fight, then bragged about it years later in an interview.

That's my pick. That, and "Steal My Sunshine" are such a pure, distilled slice of 1999, and a sense of hope and excitement for the future.

Ha ha! You have to live the rest of your life like a schnook, like everybody else!

Yeah that's my big takeaway here. How old is he? 60s? He looks great!

Scraps—I mean, Mueller!

It's like how when Trump told Comey "I hope you let this Flynn thing go.", Trump's enablers explained that the "I hope" part made it clearly not a directive/threat. So, next time you rob somebody, just say "I hope you give me all your money", because then you haven't broken the law!

/to be read while punching a flight attendant

Also note the very specific "did not make, and do not have, any such recordings". Why it's almost like an attorney wrote it!
The only weird thing is, Trump's attorney was known to be meeting with HIS attorney at that time, so who wrote it?

"Spraying pearlescent arcs of tolerance all over our faces, when our mouths are open for some reason."

Also, maybe it didn't do well because, like me, everybody got sick of seeing a trailer for this before seriously EVERY MOVIE SINCE CHRISTMAS.

I so very, very badly want this to bomb and go away forever, but even on the off chance it does tank, they''ll just reboot it in two years.

I've seen maybe 10 minutes of these movies, and I'll just go out on a limb and guess that Excalibur is the Macguffin the rest of the transformers have to find, that kills this movie's Big Bad.