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It's almost charming until you remember oh yeah, he really, really wants to hurt lots and lots of people.

Isaac looks like young George Clooney.

In the context of other 70s specials it probably barely stands out. Jesus Christ they're talking about a Redd Fox variety show just two threads down.

It implies that it happened a long time ago, and people are just now finding out.

The producers of the film very unwisely went with their backup choice, Lindsay Lohan, instead.

Then when I was watching the movies with my daughter, we'd watch one a year. So after TESB finished the first time, I got to relive it.
"Wait. That's the end? The empire won! That can't be the end!"
"Well we'll have to wait a year and find out."
Her eyes got big as saucers at the realization.

"Well let's move on to other Pixar movies I haven't seen . . . Up."
"Ok shit that didn't work out so well. What about Toy Story 3? Always love to see what Woody and Buzz are up to!"
"DAMMIT"

The second time I watched it with my daughter and HOLY SHIT was that a mistake.
It's been a few months, and she keeps saying it's okay to stop hugging her now, she's got things to do, but nope I'm never letting go.

"I'm sorry that reporter didn't like being assaulted."

I'd like to see an analysis of the votes cast after the event and which way they went. Because judging by how rank and file republicans and their base responded to this, I'd bet votes for Gianforte went up after the incident.

Like I said it was some time after it came out. I wasn't aware of the movie at all until I saw it. But if I was six, then that means it had to be 1978.

Honey. It's four o'clock. Time for my meds!

I got that down to a science later on after years of simpsons and MST practice.

Listen you. I just got back from the ER after the rage stroke you caused upthread. The doctor said to avoid upsetting situations and YOU AREN'T HELPING GGGKKK

But did you ever see the actual scene? The acting is atrocious. That's probably the major reason it was cut.

I was jealous of one of my friends because he got his parents to buy him a shitload of stormtroopers. He actually had an army of them, didn't have to just use the same one over and over again like I did. He even felt bad for me at one point and gave me a couple. Now I had three! That was more than enough.

Until Maximiliian from the Black Hole kicked its ass.

He's a big dumb animal, folks.

They made their hands too tight and even if you could cram a saber in there, it was at a weird lopsided angle.

Isn't it weird that Rogue One—essentially a companion piece to ANH—is so much fresher and more interesting than the first new star wars movie in a decade, set 30 years later, when anything is possible?