The fact that Trump Tower Taco Bowls inexplicably have bones in them is so on point. Kudos.

I know someone else already pointed out the lack of AVClub snark here, but yeah, this is more deserving of a headline like "Hey, Roger Ailes died"

That's terrible. I shouldn't have said that. That pilot's just doing his job, for one.

There's a whole bunch of them getting on a plane together tomorrow . . .

Aw man I thought this was Roger Stone at first.

As stupid as I think Trump is, he does something almost daily that says I'm giving him way too much credit. I always thought it would be bad; I didn't think his own incompetence would stymie alot of the right wing agenda from coming to pass (not that there hasn't been alot of damage done already, but he's pretty much…

So, like, the opposite of Omar and Mike taking out the trash?

That's all well and good, but I'd like to hear some actual editors, pundits, and political reporters apologizing for their false equivalancies and bothsiderism during the campaign first.

I don't know about you guys, but I really loved the derelict ship design in Alien, and loved even more how Prometheus just demystified it all in the most tedious way possible. That big elephant looking thing fossilized in a chair? Why, it was just a spacesuit!

That man's never had an opinion in his life!

Speaking of exact moment when, 2:39 is the exact moment when the video stopped making sense to me.

Obviously it's not over, but yeah, this is blindingly quick. It sure as shit doesn't feel like it. But Nixon's fall didn't come until his second term, and after 10 months of allegations and a steady drip of information. Every day is like a new Watergate with Trump.

Fuck the current explanation from Republicans that basically amounts to, Trump is too dumb to know what he's doing or to spill classified information. Just think about that. They're asking us to cut the most powerful man on Earth some slack, because he's an idiot.

Something I have to keep reminding myself: we're on month FOUR. And it's already falling apart at the seams in a spectacular, flaming wreckage. Month. FOUR. It can't possibly sustain like this for four more years, maybe not even two more years. Something's gonna give.

Cagney And Lacey, Except They're Men, Just With the Same Names

>watches videos of people eating cinnamon on Youtube. Every single one of them chokes and gags.<

CHRIST, WE GET IT. STOP PUTTING MUSHROOMS ON YOUR ALBUM COVERS.

Putting on a "CEO hat" to mansplain how to run A Business in response to a diversity question. Oh, and implying that those broads still have their stories on daytime, what are they complaining about?

"Look, we tried the women on TV thing with Two Broke Girls and everybody hated it. So, lesson learned."

Internet, I'm a clueless dad and even I heard about this at least four years ago, from an even more clueless mom who was complaining about her teenage son watching these videos on Youtube and then doing it himself.