He has authorized individuals who feel so inclined to say "woo". However "hoo" is not authorized at this time and a determination shall be made later.

We're behind, but I've loved every episode since the hiatus. I think it's been a pretty strong, consistent year for them, so this is good to hear.

And Pink Floyd's The Wall-nut.

The ice cream is expected to soon be found in freshman dorm room refrigerators everywhere.

What's an oh-need-er?

It's like Sunday morning in Walmart up in here!

He does have a certain set of skills, that's for sure.

Last names as first names need to end.

Liam has been a peak name here for at least 5 years. We were going to name our son that until we found out it was the #1 name that year. Another couple we knew also had it picked out as well.

We are out of BORT nametags in the Maternity Ward. Repeat; Maternity Ward is out of BORT nametags.

Yeah, i had to fan myself when he dropped the F-bomb there. My word, Dwayne!

Like Trump has any idea what a recorder is or how to work it. Right now he is probably yelling at his iPhone because he had it on when he met with Comey and the goddamn thing didn't record anything.

I kind of stopped watching Letterman after that sketch aired because I couldn't not see it.

I give it to McConnell. He's so brazenly amoral and hypocritical and doesn't give a shit that it shows. Ryan's a piece of shit too, no doubt. But something about how flagrant McConnell is about his partisan motives that really gets under my skin.

Any time you deal with heights in 1st person mode I get woozy.

I straight up ran out of the theater when the ceti worms showed up. I don't think I even stuck around for them to be put in ears; just Khan wrestling that thing in the jar was horrific enough.

Oh, you know Kirk made damn sure Chekov heard all his stories when he first got on deck.

"Gah! His craven lack of morals! His sheer caprice! C-choking me!"

I wonder how Daniel Day Lewis in Last of the Mohicans would pronounce "Kentuckian".

"I'm petitioning to change that; I'm a vegan."
—A student at Evergreen right this moment, probably