Trump is probably still fuming at Fallon for mussing his hair that one time.

Lauer seemed genuinely perturbed that she took that stand. "Why not? Why wouldn't you want the president on your show?" Fuckers like him are still trying to normalize Trump's malignancy by cloaking him in the respectability of the office.

David Duchovny looks very concerned about where that missile is going.

I kind of ran out of patience with Mel Gibson movies long before his troubles came to light. I find alot of them—particularly ones he's involved heavily on the creative side with—to be very manipulative, all angling towards martyring Mel and making him suffer. I'm not sure how much of a role Gibson had behind the…

And then there were those violent as crap Atari Force comic books that used to come with every game.

Exactly! My criticism is that it's a bunch of great individual scenes that don't add up to a great movie.

It's disgusting that MGMT is still putting out new stuff when that poor cute little kitten died decades ago.

Yeah. As I was listening to this I thought "Way to lean into the punch, Elliott."

LIke Texas!

NBC: cracked the science to make it 1997 again

If someone in Hard Eight would just complain about the lack of Lav-uh in the restroom, I'd be sold.

"He's on me!"

I saw the Imax-only teaser before Rogue One at Chrismas. The packed audience was absolutely still during it; nobody could breathe. That was one hell of a trailer.

Oooo. That is MEAN.

I'm having this back and forth elsewhere, but you forgot shorts and dress socks.

This is almost exactly my thinking as well.

It's hit and miss for me. Inglorious Bastards did it well (still got tedious though). Death Proof and many parts of Kill Bill 2 for example, was everybody talking with Tarantino's voice and I hated it.

Wouldn't your leg hairs get pinched in the zipper?

Exactly. I tried to overhaul my wardrobe with non-cargo shorts and everything just looks like cutoff slacks to me.

Articles like this tell me that if god forbid I'm ever single again, maybe I should just curl up and die instead.