Movies today, I tell you.

And those speaking fees! They threaten to blot the good name of President of the United States!

It's about himself. Ergo, it is positive.

This is the alternate ad after that first one didn't quite work out: If Trump was President in the 1980s, that Wall would have never come down.

Or those stairs!

"And the award for Best Long-Form Writing, Coverage of Infamous Flops; Cinematic, Music, and Televisual, goes to . . . "

It's Radiohead's best B side, you fool!

Welp, this thread got wrapped up quickly.

Wow this would be a perfect opportunity to get a sitter and catch the movie I missed the first time around. If the Alamo 10 minutes away from me hadn't closed. :(

Um, not sure the producers of this film are aware, but in some circles "snatch" has a filthy connotation, so their might be some unintentional dirty double entendres happening with the title. Has anyone let Mrs. Schumer know?

Yeah, Mike could expertly deploy a "Oh dear" in a stock Midwestern voice and that alone would have me rolling.

I want to know about him and Carolla. Is Carolla pissed he's not guest hosting while Jimmy's out? He's got some exciting things to say about blacks that the country needs to hear.

They consciously wrote legislation that strips health care from 20 million Americans. When finally their own electorate rose up against them for it, they hid for a month, then wrote even more draconian legislation, gave themselves a huge break in said legislation, lied about it, and tried to rush it through.

Or American, or Delta . . .

Oh yeah. I was confusing that with The Dissolve.

I hold McConnell in near-unique contempt, but no, there's dozens of senators just as bad or worse waiting to take his place. McConnell's a symptom, not a cause.

That was tough to watch.

Suddenly his brief role as a horny counselor in Friday the 13th: The New Blood makes sense.

>Richard Spencer's head explodes, still gets punched<

This is one of those where I don't understand the point of doing it. Why not just make your own property about an Asian detective and have it be free of the problematic legacy of Charlie Chan? 80% of the recognizability factor of the name "Charlie Chan" is going to be "yeah it's those old racist movies". The share of…