What's an Ohneeder?

If only there was some way we could have known.

Somehow I knew you were going to be the one to back me up on this.

Me, bunk, etc.

Not the ones I know.

"E-excuse me. You seem to have, ah, slammed the door so hard on my hand that it severed four of my fingers. Ah, that's a hell of a thing."

Ah yes. My sad corollary is my theory that after a night with Michelle Rodriguez or Fairuza Balk, there's a decent chance you'd wake up in an ice-filled tub with an organ missing, and yet that makes me want them more.

There's that famous shot of him completely naked in the transporter, so even moreso.

The one girl I knew who REALLY liked him, like, top of her celebrity crush list, said it's that Geena Davis movie where him, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey are aliens.

Someone here once told a story about him showing up at a friend's party, almost immediately taking the hostess into her bedroom, and then happily strutting out some time later, leaving the party without saying a word to anyone.

I never quite got the vocal contingent of Goldblum lusters out there, but I do have to say he's aging really well.

Mmm. These leftover baked chicken thighs and the couple tablsespoons of nearly two-week old, fermented slaw from Easter are just as good as that plate of beef fajita nachos I was craving for lunch. Glad I talked myself into it.

I had durian ice cream once and was tasting that vaguely oniony flavor for the rest of the day.

Excuse me, is that paper gluten free?

It's definitely an act of bravery. Every molecule of your culinary brain is screaming at you to stop, you're burning it, but just keep going. Most of my rouxs are coffee colored before I add anything.

I avoided sushi for the "eww, fish. RAW fish" factor for most of my young life. Then I went to a Japanese restaurant with my parents when I was in my early twenties. I tried sake for the first time and it blew my mind. Dad ordered a sushi platter and it came out on a miniature fucking yacht. I looked at all those…

I think alot of those setpieces became standard practice going forwards after the movie, but at the time seemed pretty novel. Hannibal's escape is so deliriously fucked up and seems like it really threw alot of people for a loop at the time.

Pairesta trivia: After she spells out R-E-S-P-E-C-T, I always thought she says "Take some PCP."

I can still hear me moaning "Oh no. No no nooooooo . . . " When they cut to the ambulance and that guard gets up calmly.

I kind of avoided "horror" movies growing up and went in to SOTL with alot of apprehension. And yeah, it was grisly and unpleasant, but it's also a viewing experience I'll always remember. When Lecter is in the restraints, and you see that bit of the pen come out of his mouth, my buddy and I were hiding under the…