OK I'll grant you the Kingpin scene, but yeah usually I find him a couple of shades less obnoxious and punchable as David Spade. He's been in some great movies, no argument, but I've never found myself really liking him in the scenes he's in…

This is the only time I've ever been mildly amused by Chris Elliott…

You didn't need to review, that photo makes me want to see this movie….

I don't know, is there a hilarious fat kid death in this one?

I think I'd rather watch the Verhoeven directed version of this film in my head…

Ratner does seem to be a douche of the highest order, but he's not the most incompetent director working in Hollywood. At least the guy can keep the camera still for longer than two seconds during an action scene without cutting, that's gotta account for something nowadays? I'd take Ratner over modern day Tony Scott…

The one-two-three punch of 15 Minutes, Showtime and Analyze That take some beating…

Wow I thought that was a figment of my imagination. From the director of The Muppet Movie, no less! From the director of The Muppet Movie no less!

My love for Grodin goes without saying, but he's so old now now having him appear in any film with the word "run" in the title is borderline cruelty…

Two words: Super. Hans.

You wanna be worshiped? Go to India and moo!

So we get a solid, highly enjoyable sci-fi epic we can watch for years to come; the filmmakers, being Pixar alumni, certainly get to make another film, and an evil, dirty corporation like Disney loses a shit ton of money?

The Michael Jackson gag = Gold.

He directed the best Tom Cruise/Bryan Brown bartending film of 1988…

Devin at badass digest wrote one of those shockingly positive reviews, and I expect an "I got caught up in the moment" kind of retraction like he did with Kick Ass…
I strongly dislike that guy…

You don't dig Citizens on Patrol?

Forgot about South Park, which was probably the best experience I've ever had watching a film with an audience ever.

Drive Angry was highly enjoyable, but damn if it could have used more batshit crazy Cage…

Where does Nic Cage go from here? I'm thinking hip hop album…

I'm going to use this post to call The Mod Squad as the worst adaptation of a TV Show, The Brady Bunch as the best, an Josie and the Pussycats as the most underrated. Discuss, I know I've forgotten so many…