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Warren Perso
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Handlen should be made to push the Wheel of Pain for eternity for such a shitty rating…

Captain America, The Wrong Guy, I Saw the Devil. All three were, in their own way, awesome.

Yes but…
… who is tipped for the Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights remake? That movie had Swayze, you know. It's canon.

I always kind of wished I got to see Oliver Stone's promised Planet of the Apes film…
Now I kind of just think about Alexander… with monkeys. Curiousity over.

Still amazingly not the worst Robin Williams movie…
… nor would I say even Patch Adams. Bicentennial Man - the turd in the Williams canon with the most steam rising from it.

Paul Verhoeven - Les Wiseman
That's a pretty great disparigy in talent there. Brian Levant is going to have to remake Taxi Driver to get that one beat…

Jarvis Cocker should do the song (that Pulp b-side for Tomorrow Never Dies was exactly what a Bond song should be).
Worst Bond song, and there are many, would have to be Madonna's for Die Another Die. Barring the cuteness of Rosamund Pike, that movie didn't have one redeeming feature…

Spike Lee for Thor 2

As someone who generally dislikes Bay's films anyway (except maybe The Rock), The Island is the worst of the lot. So goddam boring…

I went and saw the actor who plays Keith at the Edinburgh Festival one year doing a midnight show reading ghost stories, and he still barely put more intonation in his delivery than he did as Big Keith.

Funniest Office episode?
They're all as close to perfect as you can get, but the staff training day from season one and Brent giving his motivational seminar in season two must rank highest.

Warren Oates, I can wear that. I've watched it way more times than is probably healthy, but damn if I don't find it a true original and just laugh out loud funny every time…

And if The Baby does it for you…
… hunt down the 1994 Aussie flick Bad Boy Bubby. Both start with a similar premise but Bubby sort of charts the 'childs' journey into manhood. Or something.

I hear you, El Pato. Agreeing with Michael Bay is something new and bizarre to me, too. The man does have a point, although this still reeks of PR stunt in the face of declining 3D numbers in the US.

Harrow could go either way. He was initially Darmody's friend, but he seemed to earn Nucky's trust later in the season as well…

I concur with the OP. I will go and see anything Tarantino makes, but holy fuck casting that smug cunt Foxx really, REALLY puts the damper on this flick…
I'll try and imagine Idris Elba in the role when I eventually watch this…

You know, I watched Billy Madison and Happy Gimore at least fifty times each when I was a stoner teen in the mid nineties and even if Sandler is now behind the unfunniest comedies in Hollywood, he gets a lifetime pass for those two alone.
Sorry Noel, maybe it's the nostalgia talking, but only a C and B- is just plain

If smug was a movie…
… it would be Ocean's Twelve. Fuck that movie. And while we're at it surely someone agrees that Erin Brockovich is way, WAY overrated???

Sad to see X-Men not be more successful…
If only because I want to see Fassbender play Magneto in another twelve films…

Cloverfield
Not a bad flick, but man those characters couldn't die fast enough. Even, I hate to say, my beloved Lizzy Caplan…