Long Kiss Goodnight…
Proof that a great script can overcome the shittiest of casting, and by that I mean Geena Davis, because Jackson and Bierko rock the shit in that movie…

Gonna celebrate with a sexy Teen Wolf dance…

Scream 3
The worst part 3 ever? Actually, that would be Robocop 3, but Scream 3 is still supremely shitty…

That was a great Random Roles…
Do love me some Koteas though. Bravo, A.V Club!

If I want to see a Nic Cage escapin' from the fires of hell flick, I'll stick with Drive Angry…
(unless Neveldine/Taylor really come up with something for the wanted by no one except Cage's IRS prosecutors Ghost Rider sequel)

Agreed, Miller. I'd rank both the Transformers movies there as well…

I was skipping through the write up to see if that got a mention. Glad to see someone likes it!

Can't wait for a UK Office column. Goddamn I love that show.
But if we're throwing random UK sitcoms of the last ten years about for potential TV Club fodder, how about Nathan Barley? Not laugh out loud funny, but THE most scathing piss-take of hipsters ever produced…

Didn't Spanglish cost $80-$90 million as well? I've got much respect for Brooks, but based on Spanglish alone I'd be wary giving him so much money…

I've said it before and I'll say it again, any film from the directors of AvP: Requiem I will avoid like the plague. Fuck those guys.

The mere fact that Skyline was from the directors of Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem means that I will never, ever bother to watch it…

One of the special features is a digital itemization of how the film cost $120 million…

24: I Want to Believe!

To not like the original TCM for whatever personal reason is fine, but to call it an out and out bad film is fucking ridiculous. It's close to forty years old and I can't recall a film made since that's as tense and genuinely scary. The dinner table scene still creeps me out to this day…

A 24 movie is just a terrible idea…
The beauty of the show (besides Jack's bad-assery and high threshold for pain) was the ridiculous twists (He's a mole! No! He's a double agent! No! He's a double, double agent, and thus a mole!) and increasingly unlikely cliff hangers episode endings.
You can't replicate that in a…

I think it's time to let the prospect of an AD movie go.

Ask Vic Morrow about dangerous film shoots…

That serves to reminds me just how much I miss TV Go Home. In it's day, the funniest website ever…

Sean Penn?

The Ref
I hate Denis Leary, but damn I love that film. Endlessly quotable.
"Is there a fucking waste of life in here called Murray?"
"Gus!"