Observe and Report is a film that will garner more and more respect over time. Damn funny film…

Birdemic!
It's a pandemic …

Idiocracy had a couple of good gags, but it ultimately squandered it's genius premise…

About goddam time…
Jeff Fahey is long overdue Academy accolades…

The A Team was passable but there are much more fun action films out there more worthy of your time…

If it's set in Baltimore I expect to see one of two things…
… either Jimmy McNulty kick in a door, or Edith Massey. Sorry Baltimore, you've been spoken for…

So wherever these aliens are from…
… at least they're really, really good looking.

I was surprised by that, but the total wtf point of that list is David Spade in Reality Bites. Did you only have four seconds to compile that list, AV Club???

I kinda dig Straight to Hell…

A number of must buys this week…
National Lampoon's Dirty Movie, I'm looking at you!

Hell yeah another vote for Tromeo and Juliet as Troma's best film. Whatever happened to Jane Jensen? Damn she was cute…

Nicole Kidman
I know she's been box office poison for a while now, but not warranting above the title billing for an Adam Sandler flick has gotta sting a little…

Agreed he's a great TV director, but after Last Seduction it was looking like he'd become an established name in film. Dude could have become this generations De Palma or something (while De Palma making crap like Snake Eyes, a film only saved by Nic Cage shouting into a cell phone an awful lot)…

Holy sweet effin' fuck Jade was a bad movie…

John Dahl's track record…
Considering his solid entries into the noir canon earlier with Kill Me Again and Red Rock West, then the (critical) breakout with The Last Seduction, it's genuinely disappointing Dahl's career since hasn't fared better. I'm maybe one of the only people who enjoyed his follow up,…

Which ad is better? Um, they're fucking ads! They're not entertainment, they're just trying to sell you shit.

Pancakes AND waffles are a legit excuse to have ice cream with breakfast…

Fpr such a grumpy bastard he seems to have a sense of humor…
And that Pat Boone album is blowing my mind,

That's okay, Charlie Sheen!
Til the next time you're busted hoovering coke with a porn star/prostitute or beating up your wife, you lovable scamp…

British actors also have manly sounding names…
… like Benedict Cumberbatch and Rupert Penry-Jones. They WILL fuck you up, you know…