Colin Farrell
There was a time, maybe around Miami Vice, where I simply couldn't stand the guy, but after The New World, In Bruges and now starring in a Peter Weir film, I'm genuinely starting to respect to him.
In Bruges is a fucking gem…

Picnic at Hanging Rock is worth your time, too.

Godfather III is pretty decent, but being the follow up to two genuine classics, of course it's gonna pale in comparison. No argument that Sofia Coppola let the team down, but she replaced an injured Winona Ryder, whom I can't quite picture in the role either.
Bringing George Hamilton in as a "replacement" for Duvall…

Once Upon a Crime? Also starring Richard Lewis and Sean Young?? I remember loving that flick…

Not everything can be utterly great or utterly shit…
People sometimes forget the importance of the middle ground, the quasi fertile place which bore such middling to okay spoils as Everyone Loves Raymond, Date Night, Wall Street 2 and a million other such things…

It was Tobias' recommendation that got me around to watching Audition, so whatever his joyless faults, he's got that going for him…

E. Buzz, S.Y and D, Jr have matured enough over the years to still sound fresh in their own particular style (or maybe I'm just too old and don't dig what the kids are into nowadays). Still, give me those guys any time over, say, the "evolving" Chris Cornell…

I'm not a gay man, but my love for Jarvis Cocker may be strong enough for me to cross that 'final frontier'.

Two "old" bands whose most recent albums were amongst their best work: Sonic Youth and Dinosaur, Jr.

Death Race 2
No Statham, no dice!

Come on… "unfurls her labia like a ball-less scrotum" is a statement that should be etched into bronze for the benefit of future generations.
That bit had me laughing so hard on a long distance train trip strangers were asking me if I was okay…

Maybe you need to be really high to like it, but I found MacGruber to be forced, contrived and painfully unfunny.
I wanted to like it, too…

I love this film…
… but damn if those "Australian" accents at the end weren't the worst ever committed to film.

Sir I take the skin off of chicken…

Surely they get enough free swag to be a little discriminating though?

A classic…
Watched this the other week for the first time and was blown away at how fast paced, funny and genuinely touching it is, having never seen a Chaplin film before.
And the roller skating scene looked to be as dangerous as any stunt Jackie Chan would pull back in the day…

Seriously AV Club…
… why in hell is there a Burglar poster in your office? (I'm assuming this was filmed in your office) Jumpin' Jack Flash is way better, you know…

Is this De Niro's absolute nadir???
Worse than Analyze That? 15 Minutes? Rocky and Bullwinkle?

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

It's food porn…