Yes it starred Rutger Hauer, but let's not forget it also starred the great Randall "Tex" Cobb.

That's some funny shit right there…

I think no one can argue Von Trier is the most divisive filmmaker working in the world today…

I found the unreleased work print on mininova. It featured quite a few different scenes, but it certainly wasn't four hours…

Final Destination 2…
… is better than the first one.

Billy Madison is fucking hilarious, it's just that the majority of Adam Sandler films made after it suck so bad that people tend to forget…

Once Upon a Time in Mexico was like a Stephen J. Cannell TV show transplanted on the big screen, and the one time I saw it I remember mildly enjoying it for that very reason…

Land of the Lost had a couple of laughs. It's far from brilliant but it doesn't deserve to be bundled with the rest of this shite…

This also happens to be a terrible song, but…
… the clip to Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the night", where he's serenading what appears to be a twelve year old by an open fireplace, may just be the most terrifying footage known to man.
I have no doubt Rod must have had Roman Polanski and David Hamilton around for…

More importantly, will Freeman provide voice-over narration??

P.J should have shot this script with the Feebles puppets…
Sarandon could have been replaced by Heidi the Hippo, Tucci could have been the porn-directing rat… it works I tell you!

Bender you're thinking of Fire Down Below. Michael Caine was the villain (sporting dyed hair) in On Deadly Ground…

Dog Eat Dog…
Would that the same dog that the Man bit?

It looked like a very expensive home video…

THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES OF RAMBO
Sorry about the caps but it has to be said that scene was an action film fans wet dream.
Also, the monologue from JCVD…

Yeah the Bourne chase was amazing.

Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
Actually, that movie has no redeeming features at all. Carry on…

My fearless prediction: Avatar will be better than Terminator Salvation.

Stealth definitely belongs on the list, as does that Fast and the Furious movie set in Tokyo…

The Marine is fucking hilarious. The intro set piece in the "Al Qaeda training camp: Iraq" is such a egregious generalization of America's enemies it could only exist in a movie produced by Vince McMahon…