It's obvious…
He needs red meat in his diet.

Yeah I'll chime in with the Speed Racer love. Enjoyed the hell out of it and could easily watch it again…

I've stopped watching the Saw movies after the second one…
… but now they've come this far I'm considering renting them all and catching up just for the hell of it.
I know that they always incur shitty reviews, most horror films of their ilk do, but can anyone (ie. horror fans) tell me if they're really that bad?? I…

And when you're done with the rollicking good time of the film, don't forget the video game…
http://www.slashfilm.com/20…

It's a comedy featuring an adorable kid!!
That's always a good sign, isn't it???

So many vampire films…
I'm starting to think zombies are getting underrepresented in today's cinema…

He's super freaky…

Zentropa is a beautifully shot film, it was such a shame that Von Trier chose to pursue the Dogme rules so shortly after its release.
My first Von Trier film was The Idiots, aside from the initial "what the fuck" I got into and actually quite enjoyed it…

William Lustig's "Maniac" is worth a look, too.

Descent was a fantastic film. Dog Soldiers, not so.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is, I honestly believe, a masterpiece. It sustains an air of almost unbearable menace, yet balances that perfectly with the blackest of comedy (eg. the dinner table scene).
The only film that has really come close to the original TCM this decade is Wolf Creek. It's far from perfect, but it…

Fraternity Vacation…
It's twenty years since I've seen it, but it's the only movie to have Tim Robbins share precious screen time with Willie Tanner from Alf.
And, you know…. the legendary JOHN VERNON!!

No mention of Daybreakers???
The trailer looks great, but the filmmakers last film, Undead, was very unsatisfying, even taking into account the limited budget they had to work with…

She may be small but she's strong. When she gave birth to our twins, they came out sideways. She'd didn't scream or nuthin'…

As an obvious rip-off of the Mad Max films, Waterworld is no worse than Beyond Thunderdome, which is by no means a ringing endorsement.
Then again, few films are as flawless Mad Max 2…

I've never seen a man get picked up…
… by his testicles before.

Your breath smells like the Devil's scrotum…

Pee Drinking Man Fish!!!
It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I remember Waterworld being one of the flat-out dumbest films ever made.

No mention of Janky Promoters?
The Ice Cube film that earned a cool five grand this weekend???

Blake Lively in a remake of Tenenbrae…