Falling Down is the perfect example of a film with a great premise that just slips away from its makers…

I always wished they'd make an Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken spin-off movie from Kingpin.

The bicycle jousting scene…
Totally random, yet awesome at the same time….

Beverley D'Angelo cutting off her clitoris with a pair of scissors was possibly a step too far, though…

Haha yeah I think this movie and mbs are forever indelibly linked in my mind…
(I could say the same for A Million to Juan as well, but to be honest I don't think about that movie too often…)

The real tragedy here…
… is that this will gross $100 million and Older Dogs will be green-lighted shortly thereafter.

Die Hard with a Vengeance: Best of the three sequels BY A FUCKING MILE.

The Marine…
If that movie had been cast with a charismatic leading man like, um… STATHAM, it would be appreciated a whole lot more.

Jesus, man. Caps Lock…

The guy that's been cast as Thor, Chris Hemsworth, is Australian, and we pride ourselves in our viking heritage I'll have you know…

The Hangover: #1 highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time?
Well, it does avoid the grating sentimentality of the (very disappointing) Wedding Crashers.

Cage's performance in the new Bad Lieutenant movie has Oscar written all over it…

I was just going to post the same thing! Who can't laugh at a dog with a depth perception problem? Clean Slate is miles better than the most of the crap Carrey, Murphy, and Sandler have been making for the last ten years…

I disagree. "Tomorrow Never Lies" by Pulp would have been the best Bond song since, um, EVER?!?!?

Bond set in Afghanistan???
http://www.guardian.co.uk/f…

A haggis and tattie scone roll with brown sauce is the best hangover cure on the planet.

Mirren did nude scenes are recently as 2003 and based on those hell yes
I'd be in…

And he's slept with more Spice Girls than we have as well…

The premise of this film is a joke, right???
"Mommy, Mommy! I want to see the movie where the little girl and her princesses advise Eddie Murphy to reinvest his quarterly dividend he's received from his News Corp stock back into futures which, although they've taken a beating recently, are going to be back stronger…

Agreed, Karatloz. I'm willing to bet cash money the subtlety and cleverness of the final moments of the original are substituted for a gunfight and/or explosion of some sort.