I wish Tyler Perry would punch himself in the dick.

I wish Tyler Perry would punch himself in the dick.

My body is ready.

You should see my giant foam cowboy hat.

Was this supposed to be funny?

Thanks for saving me money again, avclub.

Shouldn't your user name have an S at the end?

Eddie Murphy is never tolerable.

As someone who has only been to NYC once, I can safely say that I don't care if I ever go back.

Not even a liter of beer could save it..
I knew it was going to be bad, but it was much, much worse.