"All those mothers with broken backs! Plus the freeze/thaw cycle results in further damage to the sidewalk, compromising safety!"

I'm 45, reading all kinds of shit at uni, and am probably unbearable NOW.

"You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!"

Me too.

Oh, it bugs the fuck outta me too… but language changes, and we may have to accept that the meaning of "decadent" has changed.

So what did you think of "Hannibal", then?

I loved the 90s swing revival.

Why such an ageist, saabmanlutz?

You're… quite good… at… TURNING… me… ON.

Well, I think the apparent end of all humanity might trump that, but… :)

Bravo.

I don't know that he would be "perfect", but I'd be interested to see what he's do with it.

As the end credits came up, I burst into tears and didn't stop crying for something like three minutes.

Depends on the person.

I am DYING to see it.

… get into my TARDIS!

Surely he shall be found to have the soul for getting down.

I've been living in the South for 10 years and frequently defend it against (often ugly) stereotypes.

It really is astounding sometimes.

If someone tells you their sofa is upholstered in rich vulva, RUN.