Christ. We learned about the difference between vulva and vagina in sex ed when I was 9.

Ever notice that MEN poop like this…

(Jasper voice.)

I'll wear a seatbelt when you can pull my cold, dead body from a twisted, burning wreck!

I have somehow never heard of it!

Oh HELL yes.

I like it, but as I recall the teen Indy episodes are better than the kid Indy episodes.

I like Short Round!

Beat me to it.

Some other people?!? I LOVE some other people!

Gorillas are majestic and awesome, so I'm guessing Freeman.

I have/had a photo of him from around the "Dead Ringer" area and he was seriously like an orb with big, crazy eyes.

Anyone who claims to know and love rock 'n' roll and does not at least appreciate "Bat Out of Hell" does not in fact know and love rock 'n' roll.

No, it wasn't.

I've been buzzing or shaving it since my late 20s. Cheap and low-maintenance.

You seem like a gem.

"Until the day we figure out something truly unnervingly non-human like elephants or dolphins had sapience and societies and we've been abusing them this whole time…"

Me neither, and I'm a social scientist!

Yeah, and as long as any inbreeding doesn't go too long and deep, it's not quite the danger for birth defects and such that people think.

"THAT'S TOOOO MUCH, MAN!"