Right?

I regret having sex with a friend whom I didn't realize wanted a LTR with me.

Mine shoots atomic fire. So there's that.

Minya had to come out of somewhere.

DRAGONCON.

I'm summoning something stinky right now…

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

"Couldn't you literally trace it back to caveman days, when the men were the primary hunters/providers?"

Brent Spiner's album "Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back" is really good.

It's less "Bloom County" and more "Bloom Crappy".

Those late-Sunday-night endless comment threads while I was laid off were the best!

Egad, I hated "Dazed and Confused". I felt absolutely no affinity with these partiers the movie clearly wanted me so hard to relate to. I wanted to punch half the people in it, ESPECIALLY those guys in the photo up top.

This is intensely interesting to me, but I hate the trope of punctuating the spoken track with text repeating what they say.

If they put in the stuff shot outside the church, you might see me as a Royal Guardsman in the funeral scene. ;)

Well, that's implied.

That's just the stinging burn of the sunscreen itself.

Head to your local mid-range strip club. I'll bet you'll find a Pandora there.

How would the Internet work in the "Flintstones" universe?

I kinda like this one so far.

My X-Ray Specs totally work. I don't know what you're talking about.