See "The Color Purple" and "Beloved".

PERV.

I have both, and occasionally accidentally switch between the two without realizing it.

wretched bastards

I sure will!

I have!

Christ. I only know Kurt Metzger as the zombie roommate on "Ugly Americans" and had no idea he was such a piece of work.

What terrorist organization would that be?

Me too!

She comes with some baggage, but I have a lot of respect for her. Among other things, she's a really solid actor, which we tend to forget 'cause she doesn't do it that often.

The air conditioner in this crappy hotel room.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY

ONLY another 40 or so years?!?

I kinda liked it too but you gave it a lot more thought than I did.

(Does same.)

You could never get that made in the US, because those GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS at OSHA insist a set made of cigarettes is "unsafe".

My bionic hand achieved sentience last month and frequently detaches itself and goes off wandering.

Too many to list.

Well, guerilla marketing campaigns get ME hot…

First thing I thought of.