You just aren't comfortable with the idea of someone penetrating into your end zone.

This sounds really interesting.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got FUN, hon!

Nnnnnnnnnnope.

Hey buddy - did you get a load of the NERD?

(Adenoidal nerd voice)

Weather balloon.

Interesting… not what I was expecting. You get a gold star.

(Points to heart.)

Can you get me psychedelics?

You are definitely NOT the only one.

Not all comics are about "jokes", as such.

How do you mean regarding my username?

They all have Tumblr nose, but otherwise it was pretty good.

Most of us don't really do Christmas cards, but I'm on good terms with a number of exes.

"I'm treating myself to the works at Kobe Spa, honey."

Yes - written by Janis Ian.

A couple of their songs are Ok, like that one that makes me think I should be roller skating to it. But "She Will Be Loved" is painful.

Sorry - both shoulders are currently occupied by VINCent and K9.

I'm riiiiiiiiiight there with ya, BK9K.