He musta ate the chili.

Worth it.

He was there for the poontang, obviously.

I can have some for you in however long this Cytherea video is.

I, myself, remain firmly committed to Pluz.

Goop is all words, at all times, It's that powerful.

Do you… KNOW a woman willing to dress up as Wile E. Coyote?!? 'Cause I've got these feathers and a PVC beak here, and…

That would make for an altogether different but likely extremely interesting movie.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.

I like the whistling idea, but I have a condition that causes my breathing to become ragged and labored when I get close to other people.

I asked a cashier for her number once when I was more socially clueless.* Yeah, don't.

That's unbelievable, OG. So sorry to hear.

Sounds like you have a new project. Clear your agenda…

I'm a Social Justice Jedi Knight. I use my powers for knowledge and defense - never for attack.

"Look out, Itchy - he's Irish!"

The majority of people I hear using "people of color" are people of color (including my missus.)

Because they think that status quo would be good for everyone including the "subgroups" if those groups could just get over the perceived issues attached to their identities.

28 hours for "marital things"?

Get away from her!!!

I love the idea of sex toys being decommissioned. Is there some kind of ceremony? Do some go into museums?