"Ex"? So… she's available?

"Legally, they deserve the opportunity to be repaid for those losses, whether or not they'll actually enforce the award."

(Burgess Meredith voice)

Has anyone made an NC-17 movie since, like, 1992?

I think that something like 95% of the people using "tyranny" on the Internet don't know what anything like actual tyranny is.

All those people who say "AI" should end with the kid at the bottom of the sea can go fuck themselves.

(Reverb voice)

What are your feelings on Neil Diamond's "Heartlight"?

Rihannsu. Close enough. You live another day.

Let me introduce you to a little cinematic gem called "The Room"…

It;s pretty close to "Last Christmas" from 2014.

"Celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by fetishizing a monstrous machine of terror and destruction."

The Anachronist's Girlfriend is disturbed by the human-non-human animal sex, and bothered by the fact that Alison Brie plays an Asian character.

Oh, OK - thanks. I have spent a little time there but didn't realize it had acquired that label.

Say, what the frick is the Avocado I keep seeing you all reference?

2 Drew 4 U

It sounds to be like they've just been reassigned.

"Do people have this idea that sex has to be like a soft-focus montage of writhing bodies set to a saxophone soundtrack and it's, like, passionate and intense and shit?"

I, myself, favor "gazongas".

IK, this may ring false right now (FROM ONE WHO KNOWS) but you have lots going for you, we all care about you, and… It Gets Better.