(Dr. Nick voice) "Hi ev'rybody!!!"

Heh heh… "end".

STILL dead!

I thought you were done with Bartender like a million years ago?!?

I am STRONGLY inclined to say Tom Baker.

No doubt he looks forward to working with Attorney General Funbags.

The yellow face, it burns us!

"Personal hell"?!? Sounds like a personal HEAVEN to me!!!

Surely he could retire in luxury by now? Does he have some embarrassing, all-consuming habit? Like cocaine, or gambling, or Faberge eggs?

I think I love you.

ENTIRELY different? Eeeeeeennnnnhhhhhhhhh…

Four Score and Seven Cocks to Blow

Twilight's Last Reaming

Purple Mantools' Majesty

All Men Are Fellated Equal

If Paul McGann is your type, then by all means.

I never thought about it before, but that's a great descriptor.

(Remembers New York's great libraries, weeps.)

We spent the weekend at a "Doctor Who" convention, where I shared a gym and later a restroom with Paul McGann.

Thanks. I think it's just a chemical thing. Hopefully I will cheer up by the time we get to TimeGate!