From one who started losing their hair about that age, trust me - shaved is the way to go.

"My self-esteem is roughly zero without this going on. I just don't feel as if there's any purpose to me, anyone really likes me and that if I never existed I'd hardly be noticed."

"(I'm pretty sure I'm not capable of meeting anyone, I don't do well with that kind of thing)."

This sounds like one of those things one person does and just assumes everyone does it.

I had of course heard of Pink Lady & Jeff, but had never seen any of the show. Dear God.

… but the Internet IS media. A media. A medium. You know what I mean!

Cylons have flies?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/…

"… the only people buying this are people like the proprietors of the local collectible toy shop…"

Well, really… it's not like anyone from the AV Club crowd is doing anything ELSE on a Friday night.

I'm sure I know at least one person who will in fact buy this.

… queefs?

What workplace has "porn Fridays", and are they hiring?

"I just keep on chasing Ackbar."

Maybe he had an actual Uncle named Tom who was REALLY hot and he was hoping to find pics?

THE A.V. CLUB

"Doesn't anyone just talk to their partner anymore?"

There's nobody here but us man-children!

I picture EVERYTHING as illustrated by Tom of Finland.

I've noted this before, but some people seem to have VERY different work environments than I've ever had.