If they were to add, say, Rodan or Angilas to the mix, I would give them MORE than the price of admission!

Christ, that looks unbearable.

Sounds like my kinda guy.

In any case, idiotking, you scamp, how are you doing, and what about that job?

Wait'll you see what I'm about to "implant"…

Go 'way - 'bottin'.

Once you go 'bot, you'll want it a lot.

Let's cut straight to the post-coital shame and mutual disgust.

Well, that was the Letterman show 30 years ago, so… appropriate!

Don't judge me! What Unit XK-9680 and I share is beautiful!

That's, like, some Borg-type shit right there.

So no different from my life now, then?

I'm not going to say you're an arsehole for saying that, but I will gently suggest it's not the most productive attitude.

So you do have at least ONE hobby, yes? That's a start.

"He looked at me judgementally…"

"… listening to boring assholes without being obviously bored."

OMG. Add "yammers on and on and on" to my own list elsewhere here…

The Anachronist's Girlfriend seems to always look for the worst in people.

THE A.V. CLUB

Know and hope.