Once you go eel, you'll know how to feel.

"'Til she goes down on ye, 'n' that black eye rolls over white… ye hear that high-pitched screamin' her mouth fills up with spunk…"

So, no different from my living sex partners, then?

I saw that one!

Unfortunately, all I have is surreal sex.

I'D watch it.

They needn't bother. Women's butts often make my brains go to my other head, if you know what I mean…

… or he'll tear your arms off?

Of course not. "Star Wars" will only feature WOOKIEE rape.

"Coming soon from Pixar!"

All I've been able to think about since I started reading this is "I'm Hugh Jass."

"Pun Intended" would be a great username.

Is there a bear rape or not? I'm still Fozzie on this.

DAMMIT.

What's "scissoring"? Sounds painful.

I'm pretty sure the Germans INVENTED ball gags.

It's like an unironic "Gift of the Magi"!

I miss making out.

Joke's on you - that bike's poisoned!

More likely Dr. Forrester harvested his gametes for his wacky experiments.