You need to go now.

I see. That is clearer on re-reading the original post.

Relax, pal. They're not ranked in order of holiday-ness.

I came for a Jackie Jormp Jomp reference and was not disappointed.

But she BROUGHT IT upon HERSELF, right?!?

You're not going to do well around here if you don't get up to snuff on the important basics.

… but you still loved your mom's boobs, right?

Oh, THOSE guys are Trump voters.

SEIZE HIM!

We're in the guest room at my dad and his wife's house, without condoms. It ain't happening.

Me neither!

Hey, I've been kind of out of touch lately, idiotking, and couldn't find you on the TI. How did that job prospect work out?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!

BAR-TON FINK!

Well, the first three had 'em…

Unfortunately, it's Hutt side-boob.

Chewbacca.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Thank you. :)

Oh, please do tell us more!

Chillin' with Howard the Duck.