… is the number 616 something one would make a pun about?

But you're counting on "stasis chambers" being the same across different fictional Universes just because they've been presented a certain way in some. For instance, "Star Trek" movie novelizations had "stasis" chambers but to "stop time" seems outside the limits of 23rd Century Starfleet technology and I can't…

Well, not necessarily - we don't really know how this "stasis" works. It may just prevent bacterial decomposition of the body, with physical, chemical, and electromagnetic processes (presumably, the timer tattoo works on some combination of these) unaffected.

Amy Pond's parents could have been cardboard standees for all they were explored.

Why do you doubt the raven can kill someone who is in stasis?

There's some business involving a leaf and the wind which is simply eye-rolling.

… like that.

There are worse ideas.

Actually, it was easier to put it here:

… just like the cast of "Lost".

Sam Beckett never returned home.

To be fair, nobody (except Lucas, MAYBE) knew what the heck a "Hutt" was back then…

Already started it. :)

Ditto. Nothing against Seth Green, but Chip Zien struck just the right note of bitchy neuroticism.

Oh, my gosh yes. It's hilarious - Ellis Weiner did a terrific job with that.

Uh… YES. Heh - thank good ness you're not one of THOSE losers…

Han could've easily got himself into some other trouble with Jabba.

Thank goodness no one cares about "Star Wars" anymore! Haw! Haw haw!

That actually isn't too far off from the kind of thing they did back in the day.

(Here's the Rebel Alliance flying ace headed out to his Incom T-65 X-Wing fighter…)