"Explorative messaging"?

Why do so many people dislike "The Idiot's Lantern"? I think it's terrific.

You just turned on a big chunk of fandom and turned off another big chunk.

I thought the treatment on the voice did make her sound similar.

BY THE NINE HORNS OF THE SKY DEMON!!!

I'd watch that…

Oh, I wanna be drunk… I'm working on losing some weight, though.

Goddam, I love "The League of Gentlemen". I didn't even realize that was Shearsmith, though, until later.

ATTACK OF THE THE EYE CREATURES

Oh no - it's been a very strong season. You should look forward to it.

Shit - now I wanna share handjobs with a guy.

"Mr. or Ms. Chronist"

I had to go and Google it, didn't I?

Oh sure. :)

The fact that that probably exists fills me with shame and disgust for my species.

So you're not NOT saying sex worker? :)

"I survived eatin' the droppin's o' womp rats… called it 'desert rice'. Tasted fine!"

We actually have sometimes had elected monarchs on Earth - I read about one a short time back.

The Emperor would be just the type to make a dick move like that, though.

You mean just me and the professional? Or me, Girlfriend and a professional?