THE A.V. CLUB

Ever notice that white kids refer to their parents THIS way, and…

You don't get that kind of honesty in enough movies of any kind, let alone sci-fi/fantasy.

Like many things, you appreciate it even more as an adult.

Shut up, Penis Breath.

"I would actually let a dozen guys have a bukake party on me in front of the draft board to prove it."

No reference - just implying that the guy in question was the professor, tugging it in full view of the class.

"two urinals, a stall and three sinks"

It was our first Halloween in our new place, an actual house in an actual neighborhood.

A workplace bathroom is about the unsexiest place I can think of to jerk it. That ain't happenin'.

… but a great instructor!

"This Sure Ain't Emergency XXX"

"Spirit fingers"?

"… anywhere fancier than Red Lobster"

These problems are systemic to the hegemony that creates or awakens enormous mutant monsters.

"Poonraker"

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting Janice Poon's "Hannibal" cookbook, which I believe is due out next autumn.

The first rule of Feast Club is: we don't talk about Feast Club.

How many macaroons?

"Show us, on the Zygon action figure, where the Time Lord touched you."