I have dated at least two Jennifers and three Erins.

Really no surprises here…

I dunno what you're doing to your penis, but my own circumcised glans has remained tender and sensitive for 44 years now, thanks very much.

Silly Core Concept! The FRENCH are the surrender-monkeys… the Italians are the fascists who couldn't stick it out when things got rough!

I'm sure The Anachronist's Girlfriend will understand if I pitch it to her that way!

Along with a "midnight hayride" and "the cider press", yes.

Su-su-sudio!

URUNGUS LIVES.

That's the only way I've ever gotten laid.

It's called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome and it's a MEDICAL CONDITION.

I'm thinking of the Ergon from "Arc of Infinity", the Tractators from "Frontios", that snail dude from "The Twin Dilemma", Drathro from "Trial of a Time Lord"… and wouldn't the Sycorax qualify? (I admit I don't know the Power Rangers that well and so may have a limited idea of the villain model for that show…)

… OR IS SHE?!?

This needs to happen.

Have you SEEN Doctor Who before?

… and people listened to Beck on purpose, huh?

They were both in a movie in my head last night, if you know what I mean…

[Name redacted] is in it?!? Wow, I love [him/her/it/them]!

Heartily agreed on Sally Ride. Anyone wanna collaborate on a screenplay? I'm seeing Ellen Page in the role…

… which is appropriate, because Whole Foods really screws their customers!

"… a paragraph full of cocks, stuffing themselves into every grammatical orifice you can imagine."