I don't get "motherfucker" either. Yes, I've fucked several mothers. They were awesome people, and we enjoyed it!

I think the problem with just saying "don't be an asshole" is that people have different ideas of what being an asshole is.

Well, that's because the rest of the world is seriously messed up, and only The AV Club maintains high standards of artistic creativity, elegance and integrity.

Yeah, but Trump's not Whiteness, just Assholishness.

Well, given that any time machine worth its crystals (for you "Napoleon Dynamite" fans) must also travel in space, they could go to Africa before European invasion and do reasonably OK.

It never occurred to me, but good call. You could get part of a Film Studies paper out of that! :D

Oh sure. I could also call out one shot in the escape scene - the camera lingers just a TOUCH long on the body on the floor… but maybe that's just my perception having seen it and knowing why they did it. Overall, though, I think these are the tiniest of missteps.

"This (article comparing three versions of the same story) is my design."

I've expressed this here before: I honestly think it's one of the most finely crafted US films ever.

The catchphrase will be "999".

THE AV CLUB

Along with the 6 people who work for the FBI.

Two Cuba Libres almost did me in. Mooamoo dogface to the banana patch?

Always was…

I'm guessing "G&T" stands for "gin and tonic"? CHRISTAMIGHTY, HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL TYPING?

Depends how you qualify "failure". I just humped a wax statue of Nicki Minaj. TO COMPLETION.

Ann Coulter has a dick?!?

"dead-eyed sexual golem"

… FOUR LIGHTS! Hmmph!

It's too late - I've seen everything.