Kyle Ryan, will you and your wife be my new best friends?
Kyle Ryan, will you and your wife be my new best friends?
"Mu unsettle's relative"?!? "I got Ariel Atom"?!? These spam messages get further and further from a recognizable human language.
Thank goodness - guys that still say, "Do I make you horny?" and "Yeah, baby, ye-e-eah!" desperately need validation.
Only if you take two of them and mash between them breakfast sausages, hashbrowns, carmelized onions, and a thin layer of maple syrup (the real thing, not that fake shit that smells like fenugreek.)
FUCK NO.
Pah - pancakes are just a bland, bourgeois imitation of johnnycakes.
… there are other kinds of answers to questions?
Yeah - maybe it was just something about that particular penis? Was it peeling / oozing / dripping / unusually odiferous?
Yeah - my parents wouldn't even LET me bring anyone in the house when I lived with them, but even if I had… Christ, what a boner-killer.
I did my homework twice last night.
… and NOW I want waffles.
Bowser? The ShaNaNa guy?
We ARE awful…
I attacked my own thinning hair by shaving my head.
… hate them SO MUCH…
You should have a urologist look at that.
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I'm sorry to hear about your father's illness and all that you and your family are going through, Squanchy.
Awright - I need one of you young people to explain this Snapchat to me.
Feeding on the blood of living hosts with his lamprey-like mouthparts.