That's OK - I already came.

GROSS.

… and you're saying this is someone I used to date?

WOO-HOO!

MAC?!?

Still drawing a blank here…

Should I watch Fire: Walk With Me, as someone who enjoyed the scary, surreal bits of Twin Peaks the best?

I watched it for the first time Friday night and thought, "Meh."

HIRE THIS PERSON.

(Idiotking fucks Twinkie.)

Somewhere, someone is masturbating to that.

Tell 'im about the dividend Twinkie.

Did this involve Scarlett Johannsen in her underwear or Bill Murrray in his underwear?

Totally!

Actually, it would be kinda awesome if the Ghostbusters had to contend with Zombie Egon.

"Where ya goin', honey? Ya goin' ta find corpses?"

… just like me!

Interviewer / Police: "We have MANY follow-up questions."

Our house is built in a weird way that there's non-Euclidean architecture and there MAY be a portal to Hell in the basement and we MAY have lost the cat into it…

Whoops. That's how boozed up I am, I guess.