(Pee-Wee Herman voice)

I admit I just couldn't think of another term for "place you buy cheese from that's not just the supermarket".

Band: LECTER

(Outside electric eel tank)

You've seen that "King of the Hill" about Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, right?

"Dear Mr. Felton,

He was in a hurry to find a restroom. Blake goes RIGHT through you…

Scully inserting something into Spock is some nerd's ultimate fantasy…

I'm guessing Rutina Wesley has a MUCH better butt than I do.

Not sure. Like I say, I only knew about it second hand, but Googling choice terms did unearth portions of it.

I love you.

You've eaten watercolors before, then…

My go-to was traditionally coffee.

DAY-UMM.

(Photo of Brett Ratner reading "Big Butt Book".)

I would watch that show.

So Bedelia's question about the wounded bird? PRETTY sure that comes straight from an interview with Jodie Foster. The Anachronist's Girlfriend has referenced it a number of times, and practically whooped for joy when it came up on the show. (She otherwise doesn't have much interest, wishing the show could instead…

So is the painting-eating.

If it's watercolor paper, it don't have edges like that.

That whole scene was just gorgeous. I nearly wept myself.