I felt the same way about the painting scene. I knew it was coming but DEAR GOD SOMEONE STOP HIM.

I made shrimp and mango on bamboo skewers with rice and steamed vegetables, a corn souffle, and to drink… Punch Romaine a la Lecter! (The cocktail prepared traditionally, but garnished with a bleeding heart - a strawberry slice soaked in cassis and maraschino cherry juice, which was also drizzled across the foam.)

They're coming to Atlanta too, but the missus isn't up for it.

We drank piña coladas, got caught in the rain… watched skyrockets in flight and enjoyed paradise by the dashboard light. We would survive, 'cause we were stayin' alive, dancing queen.

Sumpin' screwy about my Droid display, then…

Wait - why are my replies showing up as new threads? Damn Disqus!

Sorry - that was meant to be a reply to Rob Payne's comment below about being a lawyer with "The God of Tits and Wine" on his (I assume) business card.

… I would hire that lawyer.

… that's HOT.

"The only surprising move is that he then didn’t go on to point out that, by this logic, he could also demand the right to… trial by thumb war."

You can only sell so many mugs shaped like a boob.

I was inclined to say (SPOILERS, I guess) the death of Hazel at the end of "Watership Down", but THEN I remembered we read Steinbeck's "The Red Pony" way back in 5th grade or so. If I recall correctly, the young hero at one point kills a bird for reason other than a curious whim. That REALLY disturbed me, to the point…

Jon Stewart died on the way to his home planet.

Christ, I love "Grizzly". It's AMAZING.

HIS MOTHER IS A SAINT AND A GENEROUS AND CREATIVE LOVER.

No pact needed… the AV Club is all I have to live for.

To be fair, those orphans were ASSHOLES.

YES, AND…

(Latka Gravas voice) "DERE CAN BE ONLY VUN!"

Ladies, gentlemen, and intersexes… we may have a candidate here for Comment of the Year.