"… now I'm going to experience chronic impotence…"

I know a lot… a LOT of people who are exactly that religious.

I realize I could go look that up myself but I'm going to ask you to tell me what it is anyway.

"Anthro? Why the hell not!"

… and NOW I have in my head the image of Don Knotts balls-deep in Penny Marshall.

To be fair, your navel IS fascinating…

You found the book of flooring samples under my bed, didn't you?

" This isn't that dreaded screen of the E.T.video game."

Oh, is it confession time? I had that going on too. But it was largely before MRAs and the term "friendzone" existed on the Internet to tell me how lame I was being. Fortunately, though, those things also weren't there to validate me to stay that way.

Asking GOR it, to use her vernacular.

I love you.

Well, here we go:

As am I.

I've had part 2 out from the library for 2 weeks.

I've started looking for quasi-legal venues on the Internet…

THE MIRACLE OF CINEMA.

HOLY SWEET FUCK.

That makes me think of that song that goes "I wanna see you be brave" which in turn sounds like that Katy Perry song "You're gonna hear me rooo-ooar!" which brings this thread full circle.

Have you seen "Norbit"?

They were just bleeding money the whole shoot. The investors ultimately had to cut them off.