SSMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

Boy, that guy is just desperate for media attention, isn't he?

… or beam up.

Saturday is actually a little better for me.

YOU read it, TOM!!!!

Georgia.

WE DO.

Oodles of noodles make blue poodles yump der shtroodle.

Idiotking, will you marry me?

(Crosses fingers and hopes for Max Headroom.)

He read his uncle's copy of "Fritz the Cat" and was never quite right again.

He forgot to mention gun nuts.

I'll see your "President Mondale" and raise you "President Jindal".

"'Clearasil messiah from the shelf' doesn't EXACTLY rhyme with 'zapping zits from here to hell'."

Bryan Fuller, you stole 8-year-old me's sheets.

I'D watch that.

"I hate ev'ry cat I see
From Cheetah-A to Cheetah-Z…"

No, I love it. I really go for its heightened grotesquery. I like the movie too, until the changed ending.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Thanks. I had started to worry for a minute.

Wait - I've been a hardcore Whovian since 1978, but… "Lupus"?