Actually some of the Moore and Brosnan movies were not that far off…

"The Living Footlights"

Ha ha! Wot a staury!

"edit: how can you be the goddess of love AND war?"

Haven't you seen Pilate's wife? SHE'S had some work done…

… two things!

Judas gotta stop beating me to jokes like that..

Give 'em an inch, they'll take a mohel.

They really are A(postle) Paul-ing.

People just keep resurrecting these pun threads.

"Amazing Grace" is about banging?

I'm a fan of Ms. Hawkins, but I can't stand "As I Lay Me Down".

A couple of the performances are off, but it's overall wonderful. A "Hannibal" fan might really like it.

I wish real NPR pledge drives sounded more like you.

Oscar is always a lot less grouchy after Maria stops by…

They also trot Mr. Hooper out now and then, destroying the souls of all who see the shambling ruin he has become.

Oscar's can holds many secrets… some delightful, some terrifying. Dare you look inside?

Well, I eat a LITTLE meat.

Guhhuyygggnn! Brain… freezing!

Whoa… what kind of pain meds are you on?